sanctuary_fic | Leather and Lace (PG-13)

Title: Leather and Lace
Author: Zinke
Rating: PG-13 for language, innuendo and misogynistic asshattery.
Characters/Pairing: Sam Carter, Kate Beckett, Helen Magnus. Sam/Jack and Castle/Beckett implied. Sort of.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just borrowing. No infringement intended.

Author’s Notes: A long time ago, in response to a meme I posted on my LJ,

gabolange asked me the following question. And lo, a crackfic idea was born. So, in (belated) honor of her birthday and to also thank her for her support of

tiaras4tatas I present what is quite possibly one of the crackiest things I have ever written – other than that ‘BSG fights the streptococcus thing’. In any case: Happy Birthday, oh friend and beta of mine!! *throws confetti*

The Mid-Atlantic Women’s Motorcycle Rally is a real event held annually outside Gettysburg. It gives female riders the opportunity to come together and share their love of heavy metal while also supporting a great cause, the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Yes, it’s possible I chose this rally for a reason. *g*

( There are only so many innuendo-laden comments about leather and lace a woman can take. )